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Photos from the Elko Motorcycle Jamboree By Dave

Greetings Motorcycle Enthusiasts,

A few words to clarify the contents of this webpage.

All of the events/parties listed below are open to You. So come and hangout with the coolest Men on the planet. You’ll never know if you belong if you never go and check it out.

Jerry Garcia said in an interview, while he was standing outside at a HELLS ANGELS' function. The interviewer asked Jerry, “How was it in there?”

Jerry said, “I was cool.”

Then the interviewer asks, "Weren’t you kind of scared?”

So Jerry looks at the interviewer and says, “If I was planning on doing something un-cool, sure I’d be scared! Just look at them. They’re all big, and they’re all scary looking, and they all wear big sharp rings, and they all excel in all the violent spaces…But it was cool, because I was cool.” (It’s that easy folks! Your secret to success) courtesy of the AFFA movie 1972

"And for those of you that seem to be having issues with your coolness, work on it, it's not too late."

Hey… and remember, "The easiest way to leave with the best looking girls… is to bring them…”

They call themselves Hells Angels. They ride, rape and raid like marauding cavalry--

Roll em boys

California, Labor Day weekend . . . early, with ocean fog still in the streets, outlaw motorcyclists wearing chains, shades and greasy Levis roll out from damp garages, all-night diners and cast-off one-night pads in Frisco, Hollywood, Berdoo and East Oakland, heading for the Monterey peninsula, north of Big Sur . . . The Menace is loose again, the Hell's Angels, the hundred-carat headline, running fast and loud on the early morning freeway, low in the saddle, nobody smiles, jamming crazy through traffic and ninety miles an hour down the center stripe, missing by inches . . . like Genghis Khan on an iron horse, a monster steed with a fiery anus, flat out through the eye of a beer can and up your daughter's leg with no quarter asked and none given; show the squares some class, give em a whiff of those kicks they'll never know . . . Ah, these righteous dudes, they love to screw it on . . . Little Jesus, the Gimp, Chocolate George, Buzzard, Zorro, Hambone, Clean Cut, Tiny, Terry the Tramp, Frenchy, Mouldy Marvin, Mother Miles, Dirty Ed, Chuck the Duck, Fat Freddy, Filthy Phil, Charger Charley the Child Molester, Crazy Cross, Puff, Magoo, Animal and at least a hundred more . . . tense for the action, long hair in the wind, beards and bandanas flapping, earrings, armpits, chain whips, swastikas and stripped-down Harleys flashing chrome as traffic on 101 moves over, nervous, to let the formation pass like a burst of dirty thunder...

EXCEPT FROM: TRUE, The Men's Magazine (August 1965)

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